Samosaurisrex

"To the dumb question ‘Why me?’ the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply: ‘Why not?’"

- Christopher Hitchens, Mortality (via likeafieldmouse)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via dutchster)

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals in Complete Astonishment [imgur]

Previously: Animal Family Photos

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url- -:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker, via wigmund)

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

(via humoristics)

nevver:

Where do birds go?

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

ludfin:

batsbatsbats

I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY

(Source: felinekin, via wigmund)

Awesome sauce

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Tuane Eggers

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