Samosaurisrex

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lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best dad joke in film history. [via]

owlturdcomix:

Supplies dwindle.

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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

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the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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